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How bad does a brazilian bikini wax hurt

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My friend and fellow Taurus told me to go to her girl at her salon for my first Brazilian bikini wax.

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I was five minutes late obviously and the bikini waxer was waiting for me in the lobby. The salon was very serene and soothing so I thought maybe I was in for a kind of relaxing experience. So you hop up on the table wearing a bra and a t-shirt and nothing else and the waxer starts some friendly conversation. You fold your legs Indian style, lying flat on the table.

Open faced vagina, brightly lit room, perfect stranger, dead sober — worst combo on Earth. The salon I went to used the self-drying wax — the esthetician applies it, it becomes tacky, and then she rips it off.

After she rips off a strip, she places her hand back on the spot she just waxed and applies a moderate amount of pressure so your skin stops stinging.

If she did not do this, I think I would have fainted. Not even being dramatic. This is the most painful part. Like that hair is there for a reason, as an evolutionary trait designed to protect a fragile part of our bodies?????

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You are sweating like you just ran two miles. Your hands are sweating and your face is sweating and your upper lip is sweating and your torso is sweating.

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And you are flinching at everything. Then she starts getting pretty intimate re: Very seriously close to your vulva. This woman DGAF about the proximity of her hands to your weiner hole. So she keeps going back for more wax. And then more wax. When will this end? I should have worn a sweatband. There was one strip of wax, again on that top part near the pube bone, and as soon as it came off, my eyes instantly teared up.

I began to cry.

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I cried during my first Brazilian wax. Then the angels open the gates: I could honestly have my butthole hair ripped out every day. Not even a cat scratch, folks. Like, if the entire Brazilian wax felt like the butthole section, pubes would have already been phased out by evolution.

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I would try to be drunk or on oxycodone during your first one. A new Thought Catalog series exploring our connection to each other, our food, and where it comes from. First and second person, actually, but I agree.

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You use way too many fragments and the amount of chatspeak made me want to cry. No redness, no pain, total walk in the park.


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