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Perhaps, but the percentage of those folks is likely very low. I'm not the type to waste a bunch of time sifting through matches and attempting to talk to everyone, especially when there are some very obvious keys I can pick out from almost any profile.
I think it's annoying though, when it's like one of the first few things I've said! Now, my profile isn't super detailed or long.
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That's what I was saying to myself all along. Those guys don't want to date her I don't see how the author didn't realize that some men are just looking for that. Not every guy reads profiles - at least not until their first message gets a response. If you're just sending the same copy-pasted message to every woman in 25 miles, there's no reason to.
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I never did, though.
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I'm Cracked okcupid guys thought this was a joke profile when they messaged and continued to message. I really don't want to think their are people so desperate that they would let someone pull their teeth on the off chance of getting laid.
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